the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: brandonwyllie)

inkpulse:

Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

No fucking way

honesttoblarg:

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever

(Source: iwasteyourprecioustime)

Happy Mother’s Day, Mrs. Cooper! → Mary Cooper appreciation post
“I have no illusions about my mother. She is a kind, loving, religiously fanatical right-wing Texan with a slightly out-of-scale head and a mild Dr. Pepper addiction.” - Sheldon Cooper

tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

rionhunter:

I wish there was a ‘paraphrase’ option in pokemon, where, instead of ‘The water is a deep blue… Would you like to surf on it?’ it would just say ‘Surf?’

And instead of ‘Hello, and welcome to the Pokemon Center. We restore your tired Pokemon to full health. Would you like to rest your pokemon?’ It…

(Source: smileklaus)

Almost crying while listening to the soundtrack of the last Harry Potter movie. Can’t help it.