“What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can’t afford an education?”
one of the best seriously fucks me everytime
this is so fucking amazing
But people already know how to get rid of cancer???
^ you need to sit down and shut up
(Source: L-IAN)

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
I will never not reblog this.
baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
idc how much you hate twilight her dad is awesome
Yeah, basically Twilight would be so much cooler without Bella and Edward.
Dude, can you imagine if Twilight was just about Charlie Swan, finding out that his best friend is a werewolf, and the town doctor he’s trusted for years is a vampire? And then he helps them stop the vampires that are murdering everyone?? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.
Bella can stay in Arizona.
Oh hell, I would read that.
Charlie Swan: Vampire Slayer
I’d read it.
(Source: foreverstartingover)